True Story 2
Posted July 30, 2007on:
“You %^&*(), I shall bury you alive? M***** F*****, I trample on a dozen insects like you every day. You want to die a premature death eh you @#$%^&*?? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM” – screamed Sunny in a blind rage, as he madly waved a wicket in hand, and ran in the direction of Bablu at the other end of the field.
The verbal duel had erupted when a disagreement arose about the validity of the goal just scored, the defending side contending it was an offside.
“You s*** of a b*****, ive seen many a like of you, issuing hollow threats. Ive heard enough from you, you #$%^&*, im going to smash your head today to a pulp today. God save you, you @#$%^&*!!!! I SHALL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU” – retorted Bablu, his scream even more blood curdling, and he murderously rushed towards Sunny, picking up a wicked looking brick mid-trot.
Everyones blood froze, as they cowered in anticipation of a bloody meeting mid field.
“You’re gonna die today surely @#$%^&*. Iv’e been waiting for this for long. You cheat, you do this everyday!!!” – Sunny roared, as he drew nearer Bablu.
“You #$%^&*(. You shall pay with your teeth for daring to cross my path. It wasn’t an offside at all, and you know it!!” Bablu shrieked. Almost a few metres from Sunny now.
“It was clearly an offside!!!!! Rahul had moved out of the defence just before you received the pass!!” Sunny (his run reducing to a fast walk).
“But Suresh was still at the other end of the field!” – Bablu (brick in hand not nearly so menacing).
“Suresh was?” – Sunny
“Yes, but if the offside is so important to you we shall concede it” – Bablu
“No No, its ok” – Sunny.