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True Story 2

Posted on: July 30, 2007

“You %^&*(), I shall bury you alive? M***** F*****, I trample on a dozen insects like you every day. You want to die a premature death eh you @#$%^&*?? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM” – screamed Sunny in a blind rage, as he madly waved a wicket in hand, and ran in the direction of Bablu at the other end of the field.  

The verbal duel had erupted when a disagreement arose about the validity of the goal just scored, the defending side contending it was an offside.  

“You s*** of a b*****, ive seen many a like of you, issuing hollow threats. Ive heard enough from you, you #$%^&*, im going to smash your head today to a pulp today. God save you, you @#$%^&*!!!! I SHALL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU” – retorted Bablu, his scream even more blood curdling, and he murderously rushed towards Sunny, picking up a wicked looking brick mid-trot.  

Everyones blood froze, as they cowered in anticipation of a bloody meeting mid field. 

“You’re gonna die today surely @#$%^&*. Iv’e been waiting for this for long. You cheat, you do this everyday!!!” –  Sunny roared, as he drew nearer Bablu. 

“You #$%^&*(. You shall pay with your teeth for daring to cross my path. It wasn’t an offside at all, and you know it!!” Bablu shrieked. Almost a few metres from Sunny now. 

“It was clearly an offside!!!!! Rahul had moved out of the defence just before you received the pass!!” Sunny (his run reducing to a fast walk). 

“But Suresh was still at the other end of the field!” – Bablu (brick in hand not nearly so menacing). 

“Suresh was?” – Sunny 

“Yes, but if the offside is so important to you we shall concede it” – Bablu  

“No No, its ok” – Sunny. 

They meet at the center of the field and shake hands.

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8 Responses to "True Story 2"

lol, dheere ka jhatka zor se 😛

now wot wz that….im sincerely praying from the bottom of my heart that this babloo is somebody else….

ha ha..arre sweet ka bhai bablu

boys!
kaisi kaisi baaton pe ladte haibn 😛

lada kaun…koi daant nahi toota

lol! that was good!
thanx for the visit upon my blog pankaj! 🙂

peace & love
Jeevy

hmmm…big boys!!! but a sweet story! 😛

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