Posted by: pankajunk on: July 30, 2007
“You %^&*(), I shall bury you alive? M***** F*****, I trample on a dozen insects like you every day. You want to die a premature death eh you @#$%^&*?? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM” – screamed Sunny in a blind rage, as he madly waved a wicket in hand, and ran in the direction of Bablu at [...]
Posted by: pankajunk on: May 22, 2007
“cmon fellers, lets go out and freak out!!!! lets partyy and nJoy!!!!”
“freak out as in?”
“just freak out!!”
“what does freak out mean??”
“it means freaking out”
Posted by: pankajunk on: May 8, 2007
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i learnt this nice new knock knock joke gogo. wanna hear?
sure didi
knock knock
hello
you’re supposed to say “who’s there??”
ok
knock knock
who’s there?
bonny
hello
youre supposed to say “bonny who??”!!!
ok
knock knock
who’s there?
bonny
bonny who?
bonny woooooooooooooooo
hmmmm
bonny is a dog
ok
…..
Posted by: pankajunk on: May 5, 2007
bar doors swings open *creeeek eek eek eek* everyone turns to look…cat strides in *clik clik clik* walks upto the bar *clik clik clik clik*
“bartender” says the cat “meaow”
”what??” says the bartender
“hey cant u get it?” says the cat, annoyed now “Meaowww!!”
“whats with the meaows?” says the batender “cant u place ur order in english?”
cat [...]
