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Archive for January 2009

the Roosters last revenge

Posted by: pankajunk on: January 30, 2009

o you piece of meat,
stuck in my teeth,
my tormentor,
i chase thee with my nail,
and miserably fail,
i detect thee with my lick,
arm myself with a toothpick,
yet thou art ever elusive,
in my oral crevasses reclusive,
misery written on every line of my face,
my own dentist, how can there be grace,
i open my mouth as wide as I can,
grimace [...]

American Brand Funny

Posted by: pankajunk on: January 16, 2009

Compare the humor below to indian laughter challenge, kya cool hain hum, etc etc. (the last one is the slapstickest but had me laughing the most)
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just a few samples from endless [...]

Slum ka Kutta, Na India ka Na UK Ka

Posted by: pankajunk on: January 14, 2009

Luckily for me, I hadn’t really gotten in on the Slumdog hype toooo much when i saw the movie, which might have saved my thoughts from being colored tooo much. (Till the time i saw the movie, my impression was that it revolved around a character with dark shades, a slum dweller who had suddenly [...]

Voyeurism and Us

Posted by: pankajunk on: January 7, 2009

I write not from the elevated vantage point of someone who has been there, done that, moved on, and can look back and pontificate. I write as a person who has been there and is there still. There’s no denying that humans at large do have a propensity for voyeurism. You might not be, but [...]

Famous One Liners

Posted by: pankajunk on: January 6, 2009

The early worm takes the bird
Always undertake endeavors where there is no risk of success
Love is hapiness in tackiness
Just because you notice your pant is phati hui first doesnt mean its not phati hui
I have a moral compass, its just pointing in the wrong direction
News is the new entretainment
Laughter may be the best medicine, but [...]